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Michael Phelps has been arrested for DUI… AGAIN.

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Michael Phelps has been arrested for DUI… AGAIN.

Michael Phelps DUI Arrest

im-secretly-the-doctor:

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LOOK AT THIS IDIOT!!! LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE, HAPPY, FUCKING IDIOT!!!

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how to walk like a queen [x]

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sluttymistletoe:


cringing:

is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman

if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”
thanks

sluttymistletoe:

cringing:

is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman

if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”

thanks

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comickergirl:

idristardis:

"Tell us about your costume."

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"If you’re funny, if there’s something that makes you laugh, then every day’s going to be okay."

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The 1743 version of “That’s what she said.”

Also, bonus Claire:

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d o e s  i t   e v e r   s t o p ?

                            t h e   w a n t i n g   y o u ?

j: every man and woman in the world needs to know how to defend theselves, sassenach. especially those married to a fraser
c: i think i’m more  a w a r e  o f   t h a t  every day.

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Only a third of the reasons why Tom Hiddleston is the perfect boyfriend.